All About Me
What everyone should know about me
We sell on eBay to make room for new clothing, as well as to provide us with income for the new clothes. We look for great bargains on our items, so we can pass savings on to our customers.
Things I sell
Things I buy
Things I collect
In two seperate, average-sized towns in two English-speaking, congruent countries several years ago, two boys met two girls, fell in love, got married, and had children. Two of those children met in a much larger city, a capital city, as matter of fact, subsequently fell in love, and had a child of their own.
Sometime in there, Al Gore invented the internet, and paved the way for online auctions such as eBay.
Now those two kids sell stuff on eBay.
Below you will find our disclaimer if you prefer to call it that. To save you the time, and bore, think of it this way: We operate much like an online store. 1. You see something you like and want to buy. 2. You bid on and win said item. 3. You pay for your shiny new doohickey; and 4. We ship it to you.
Now, if you must read the psuedo-legaleese have at it:
According to new eBay policy, PayPal is the only accepted form of payment. We expect payment within 7 days. If payment is not received in that timeframe, or there is no contact from the buyer as to when we can expect payment, we file UPI disputes. We are very easy to deal with. If you expect a problem, please contact us. Certainly there is something we can work out.
We are the proud parents of a new, handsome baby boy. That is him in the top left-hand corner of this page. His name is Thomas, and as a baby normally is, he is needy. But still handsome nonetheless. We honestly do our best to ship the next day after payment is received. Sometimes, we get caught up watching him try to crawl, or listening to him babble, or changing poopy diapers, and we have to take a day or two longer. We truly apologize for any delays. Mommy stays at home with the handsome little man, and Daddy works 24-hour shifts as a paramedic. Please be patient with us. If you may have a serious issue with our delay, please contact us and we will work something out. Seriously.
If the shiny doohickey isn't really everything you expected it to be, please, accept our sincerest apologies. Feel free to drop us a line, letting us know to expect a return. You send the item back to us in the same condition it left our house, and we refund you. Simple as that. We will credit your PayPal account with a refund just as soon as we can.
Morse code, telegraphs, rotary phones to TUxedo6-2919, smoke signals, and occasionally, Pony Express will stop by here.
The ASK SELLER A QUESTION button is probably going to be the best, however.
The United States Postal Service knows where we live, so they are pretty reliable. Lance Armstrong used to bring our mail, but now its some guy we don't know who drives on the wrong side of a little box truck.